This stuff is so funny I just had to dedicate a news post to it. On February 24 I’ll be playing at the closing party of Stukafest, in Studio in Tilburg. If you come dressed up as a pony, or if you bring your stokpaard (sorry I don’t know the English word for that, it’s a horse’s head on a stick. Not a real head. A plush head) you get in for free!

Entrance is 4 euros, so you probably won’t starve to death if you have to cough up that dough, but the thought of people coming dressed up as ponies just makes me pee my pants with laughter. And that might be something YOU would like to see! If you’re into golden showers, that is. I’m not. But I have a weak bladder when it comes to people dressed up as ponies. I’m gonna stop talking now.